PAUL GLEN NEUMAN

Screenplays and Novels Made Great

 

SCREENPLAYS
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ANIMATION
 
 
DAVY CRICKET: (Animation Comedy) A cricket born and bred to be pet food escapes his fate and embarks upon an exciting adventure full of danger, discovery and unexpected friendships.


COMEDY

ABOVE THE GRASS: (Comedy) Welcome to Sea View Country Club, an assisted living facility with all the comforts of home, where four friends kill time making the best of a bad situation, and where success is measured by still being above the grass at the end of the day.

 
ALL HANDS ON DICK: (Buddy Comedy) Desperate to rekindle his sagging career, former action superstar Dick Landberg signs on as the lead in a film before he’s read the script, only to discover the comeback vehicle he’s contractually committed to is an all-gay pirate movie.


A WING AND A PRAYER: (Family-Comedy-Fantasy) An angel working at a dry cleaners in Heaven borrows a customer's wings for a joy ride and crash lands on Earth. Now Michael has twenty-four hours to repair his broken wings or he will never see Heaven again.


BAKER'S DOZEN: (Family-Comedy-Adventure) It's the middle of the Great Depression when Willie Baker learns he only has three days to get his performing pig act from California to Texas for an audition with the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus. The last thing he needs is three runaway kids hitching along for the ride.
 

BEST WESTERN: (Comedy-Western) It’s 1876 in the Wild West town of Cactus Springs…where banks get robbed, robbers get caught and caught robbers get hanged. Where folks are friendly, especially the ladies at Daisy’s Tenderloins, and where Sheriff Roy Nottingham and Deputy Chester Drawers uphold the law with a six gun in one hand and a soup spoon in the other.
 

DAMNTRAK: (Dark Comedy-Fantasy) Recently deceased Eddie Agro takes a ride on the ultimate soul train when a clerical error in the underworld's Accounting Department mistakenly sends him to hell.
 
 
FLUSHED: (Buddy-Sports-Comedy) When coaches of a football team with the worst collegiate record in Florida state history are given one season to take their team to a Bowl game or lose their jobs, the solution to their problem arrives in the form of the Toilet Bowl.
 
 
HOPELESS: (Romantic Comedy) Kevin Zugarmann copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary—especially devastating and humiliating considering Kevin works as a marriage counselor in Los Angeles. 
 
   
LEFTOVER GIRLS - SHÈNG NV: (Romantic-Revenge-Comedy) When Emma and Kinsey, two beautiful and intelligent Chinese women, meet at a group counseling session in Beijing and discover they both experienced the pain and humiliation of being dumped on their wedding day, the newly-minted "Leftover Girls" form a pact to go after each other's ex-boyfriend to make them pay for their cruel behavior in more ways than one. 


 
 
MILK MEN: (Family-Comedy) After convincing the city’s kids to give up buying sweets, Milk Man and his sidekick Calcium Boy must battle the nefarious forces of the Fein & Dandy Candy Company.
 
 
ON THE BALL: (Buddy Comedy-Mystery) An African-American security specialist from Ohio reluctantly teams up with the bigoted Chief of Police of Ball, Mississippi to solve a series of brutal murders.
 
 
paraMADics: (Dramedy) Adapted from my novel based upon my cousin's six year stint as an Emergency Medical Technician, this is the story of Mark Bascomb's roller coaster ride as a rookie EMT where the difference between life and death is often measured in seconds.


SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS: (Comedy) When three friends get fired after working twelve years as adult-sized elves at a New Orleans tourist attraction called Santa's North Pole Plantation, they meet a little person street musician claiming to be a real elf who just might be telling the truth. 


SCRATCHER: (Dark Romantic Comedy) After owners of a grocery store chain sponsor a contest and wind up with more Grand Prize winners than they can afford to pay, they decide it’s cheaper to hire a hit man to bump off the winners.


SHELL SHOCKED: (Comedy) After 24 consecutive appearances as the King Walnut mascot in Walnut Creek's annual Walnut Festival, Larry Sweet is replaced by a rival in a squirrel costume—an event that proves more than the emotionally fragile Larry can handle. Now King Walnut is cracking up. Heaven help the citizens of Walnut Creek.
 
 

THAT'S LIFE: (Buddy Comedy) It’s four buddies, two bodies and a hell of a lot of money when a lounge singer specializing in Frank Sinatra songs and his best friend who’s a plumber go on the run after they take possession of a large amount of mob money meant for L.A.'s reigning crime boss. Together, they're in for a night they'll never forget...if they live long enough to remember.
 

THE BOOT: (Dark Comedy) Through the government’s Nonni Program, a down-on-their-luck Italian family adopts what turns out to be the grandfather-from-hell in order to claim his inheritance when he dies.

 

UNCLE $CAM: (Action Buddy Comedy) A seasoned government auditor and his rookie apprentice run for their lives in Orlando when a routine audit leads to a murder and they are the only suspects.
 
 

DRAMA


PETTICOAT RULERS: (Drama) Tells the true story of the historic 1920 election in Jackson, Wyoming that created the first city government in the United States run entirely by women. 




HORROR


MOONSTERS: (Horror) Forty-five years after President Nixon ordered a four-billion-years-old moon rock broken up and distributed to 135 countries and all fifty states, a massive solar storm striking Earth reveals that the "rocks" are really seeds left on the moon by an alien invasion force. 
 
NIGHT SCHOOL: (Horror) An 80s era vampire quenches his thirst for higher education.


RELATIVELY DEAD: (Horror) In a world where science allows police officers killed in the line of duty to remain on the force, Detective Jack Steckler and his undead partner, Detective William Brooks, battle an army of ravenous zombies during the most dangerous eight-hour shift of their career. 

 
TRANSMITTERS: (Horror) Carver Wells must fight for his life after an ER patient unleashes a highly contagious disease that throws a hospital into a quarantined lock down.
 
 

MYSTERY


ASSASSINS DON'T PAY RENT: (Mystery-Comedy/First of a Proposed Trilogy) Charlie West searches for his private investigator uncle’s killers, assisted by Philip Spade, a “fictional” detective come to life and the woman who originally hired his uncle for the case that got him killed.
 

BLACKMAIL DOESN'T TAKE STAMPS: (Mystery-Comedy/Second of a Proposed Trilogy) Hired by an aging movie star to recover stolen compromising films made when she was much younger, Charlie West and the remarkable Philip Spade lock horns with an old enemy willing to resort to murder and more to keep West and Spade from achieving their goal.  



SCIENCE FICTION
 

LONDONAUTS: (Science-Fiction) Centuries after they were due home, the crew of the Spaceship Europa returns to an Earth that's been ruled by aliens for more than five hundred years.


TOUR DE FORCE: (Science-Fiction) A tourist is killed in Miami and the victim's sister comes to claim his body. Both are aliens from another planet.


THRILLER


COLD WARRIORS: (Action Thriller) When corporate downsizing hits the Central Intelligence Agency, not all of the agents being let go are content to stroll quietly off into the sunset.

 
EXECUTABLE: (Action Thriller) College student John Strickland doesn't realize he has something to die for—the file of the only surviving copy of everyone in the Federal Witness Relocation Program that the New York Mob and the Russian Mafia desperately want.
 

HITS AND MRS.: (Thriller) It's a Honeymoon from Hell when a man learns his bride is a professional assassin and he's at the top of her hit list. 


WESTERN


OUTRIDER: (Western) A Civil War veteran avenges his brother's murder...one bullet at a time.
 
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  《相对死亡》:(动作、冒险、恐怖类)在一个科技允许那些在工作中牺牲了的警官仍然在职工作的世界中,杰克·斯塔克勒警官和他那已牺牲过一次的搭档威廉·鲁克斯警官与一队饥饿的僵尸展开一场大战,而这将是他们执勤生涯中最惊心动魄的八小时。  

 《地狱列车》(黑色喜剧、幻想、冒险类)最近刚刚去世的埃迪·阿格鲁乘上了终极灵魂列车,但是会计部神职人员的一个小失误使得他被错误地送往了地狱 

《无望》(浪漫喜剧类) 一个男人因为妻子在二人结婚五周年当天离开了自己正试着为自己疗伤,而他婚礼策划师的工作无疑让一切雪上加霜


绝命刮刮乐》(黑色浪漫喜剧类)一个连锁店的店主举办了一个抽奖,结果得大奖的人实在太多,店主无法付清全部的款项。店主认为,找个杀手把得大奖的人全杀光可比支付奖金便宜多了 


绝世佳作》(科幻冒险类)一个游客死于迈阿密,而他的姐姐前来认领尸体。问题是,这二人都是另一个星来的外星人 


杀手为妻》(惊悚类)男人知道了他的新娘其实是一个职业杀手,而且他本人正是她要刺杀的首名对象。这无疑是一场地狱蜜月行 



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